ALLEN: SON OF HELLCOCK
Title character Allen is cowardly, directionless, and less physically menacing than a daffodil. He’s also the only son of the mightiest hero ever to plunge his sword hilt-deep into the dark heart of evil… the mighty HELLCOCK! Enjoy the ride as Allen is thrust sword-first into a not-so-classic fantasy quest that, frankly, he would rather just sit out.
“In the immortal words of Mark Twain, ‘ALLEN: SON OF HELLCOCK is, without a doubt, the greatest comic book ever made about the cowardly son of an almighty loincloth-clad warrior, who, to his great chagrin, must journey across a vast and absurd medieval fantasy world to avenge his father’s death, quiet his father’s nagging ghost, and impress the woman of his dreams!'” said Will Tracy.
“Yeah, Mark Twain absolutely never said anything even remotely close to that quote,’ said Gabe Koplowitz.
“That is a very accurate description of the comic’s storyline, however,” added Miguel Porto. “So, there’s that.”
“Hey, guys! Congrats on the comic! Looks great!” said Mark Twain.